Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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