So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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