Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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