you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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