My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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