I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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