i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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