brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You can't special order awesome
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
