plz talk dirty to me
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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