Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
