In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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