I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
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You. Win. At. Life.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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