For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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