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Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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