You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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