Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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