Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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