I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
she was so not down for the gang bang
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
A+ Viking dick
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
