capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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