My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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