every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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