Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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