dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize
