Umm I'm too high to move.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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