Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
