I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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