He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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