the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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