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  • "I always respond to booty calls". Stop with the playing games :)

    Submitted by sillyrabbit99 on Apr 14, 10 at 2:24pm
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    • Yeah agreed. No need to tiptoe around it if you really do respond to all booty calls.

      Submitted by TheUniverse on Apr 14, 10 at 2:40pm
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  • When entering your name in his phone, call yourself "always dtf"

    Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 14, 10 at 2:33pm
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  • Just say you're a slut

    Submitted by zdawgg24 on Apr 14, 10 at 2:37pm
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  • "Hi, Im a whore."

    Submitted by gabibbo on Apr 14, 10 at 2:36pm
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  • Just say you are a slut.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 14, 10 at 2:30pm
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  • Just say call me anytime, its not slutty enough to make him think you have diseases, but its obvious enough that he wont be a dumbfuck about it.

    Submitted by fucktheworld00 on Apr 14, 10 at 3:03pm
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    • Perhaps I'm especially oblivious, but I'd generally interpret that as friendly, not lusty. I mean, yeah, if I just finished fucking her, sure. But for a random phone number collection, that doesn't imply anything like what you think it does.

      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 14, 10 at 9:48pm
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      • I think it depends on how you say it lol i know plenty of girls who could easily make it sound like a huge comeon

        Submitted by fucktheworld00 on Apr 14, 10 at 10:12pm
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        • Okay, granted, but if you lay the flirting on thick enough you can make anything into a proposition. I assumed she was referring to just saying it.

          Submitted by Herschel on Apr 15, 10 at 12:35am
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  • There's always "for a good time, call this number ;)".

    Submitted by savagebliss619 on Apr 14, 10 at 2:58pm
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  • Just tell him to put your name in as "as needed"

    Submitted by jztrumpet5 on Apr 14, 10 at 2:32pm
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  • Just like that. No need to beat around the bush... although I'm sure you're already familiar with that statement ;)

    Submitted by nyc1990 on Apr 14, 10 at 3:19pm
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  • How about, "I always respond to booty calls?"

    Submitted by assassin on Apr 14, 10 at 10:25pm
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  • Just give me your number and I'll let you test out some techniques.

    Submitted by TheRealThatGuy on Apr 14, 10 at 6:18pm
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  • "My legs are always open for business. Or pleasure."

    Submitted by buberto on Apr 14, 10 at 8:29pm
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  • when putting your number in his phone. just put "botty call" as a name

    Submitted by unnameableboss on Apr 15, 10 at 1:16am
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  • I think the herpes all over your face says it for u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 7:25pm
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  • Flash him.

    Submitted by ViolentViolet on Apr 14, 10 at 2:38pm
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  • Can I have your number too? Hahah

    Submitted by yeathatguy on Apr 14, 10 at 3:09pm
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  • Why don't u respond to me ;)

    Submitted by wizart18 on Apr 14, 10 at 10:45pm
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  • you send me your number(:

    Submitted by usnavysailor on Apr 15, 10 at 9:43pm
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  • Geez 903 you make us proud!

    Submitted by jrj on Apr 14, 10 at 9:38pm
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  • Never say anything like that! It automatically puts you in "just a fuck" category and you do not want to be there automatically. What if he is actually interested in you and you say something like that and blow it? Don't say it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 15, 10 at 4:04am
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    • I know of at least two marriages that started out as fuckbuddies. You're not going to blow anything(so to speak).

      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 15, 10 at 1:30pm
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  • So your number is 903...... Hahah

    Submitted by mnightgoulding on Apr 15, 10 at 9:52am
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  • I always answer booty calls.

    Submitted by boolou on Apr 15, 10 at 1:01am
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  • I (used to) love girls like you. You make the world a happier place

    Submitted by f0udini on Apr 15, 10 at 1:00am
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  • I'd go with that

    Submitted by pdpotman420 on Apr 21, 10 at 5:35am
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  • Can I have your number

    Submitted by stonedbones on Apr 15, 10 at 2:37am
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  • "Hi, I'm easy."

    Submitted by anon123 on Apr 15, 10 at 8:26pm
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  • "Can I ride you?"

    Submitted by Booberto on Apr 15, 10 at 11:21pm
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