i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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