i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
