Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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