Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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