Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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