I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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