my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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