you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm determined to sit on that face.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Randomize