All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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