I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
