I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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