I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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