Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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