i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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