ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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