I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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