well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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