What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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