I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Sober January is a disaster.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
you made out with another girl for some wings
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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