So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Randomize
