butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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