Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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