What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Oh god it's open bar.
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