I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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