she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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