Christians are straight up FREAKS
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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