we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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