I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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